Start now, in hand by Christmas · start by early November · to print by December 5

One family. A lifetime of material.

One price per book. The app, the writing, the painting and your first printed copy are all in it.

Abbey's two-page spread: 'Night-shift energy' toy pack and 'Meet Abbey, the night-shift original' Front cover of The Walker In-Law Survival Handbook: the whole Walker family painted together under the title
HardcoverPrinted in full color.
Every personA character and a two-page spread.
Your storiesIllustrated, page by page.
Per book

Your family, in print.

$149

The software, the AI writing and illustration, and one printed hardcover.

  • The app, with one private link for the whole family
  • AI writing and illustration for every page
  • A character and a two-page "Meet the family" spread for each person
  • Up to 60 pages included
  • Review and change anything before it prints
  • One full-color hardcover, Free US shipping
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Prices in US dollars. Shipping to US addresses.


The siblings will want one.

Extra copies of the same book: $49 each, shipping included.


Need more pages?

PagesCost
Up to 60 pagesIncluded
Each extra block of 10 pages, on your included copy$12
Each extra block of 10 pages, on every extra copy$4
Longest book200 pages

Start now, in hand by Christmas.

1
Start by early NovemberSend the link; the family answers in minutes, not evenings.
2
Order by December 5Review the illustrated book, change what you like, and send it to print.
3
Printed and shippedPrinting and shipping take about two weeks, so it's in hand at a US address by Christmas.
Front cover of The Walker In-Law Survival Handbook: the whole Walker family painted together under the title

Refunds, plainly

  • Haven't used the AI yet? A full refund within 14 days: no picture painted and no page written by AI.
  • Once the AI has been used, the $149 isn't refundable. The writing and painting have been made for your family.
  • Damaged or misprinted copy? Always reprinted or refunded.

Read the full refund policy · Questions: hello@quitethefamily.com

Questions

What exactly does the $149 include?

Everything for one book: the app and the private family link, the AI writing and illustration of every page, your review and changes, and one printed full-color hardcover of up to 60 pages shipped free to one US address.

Can I order more copies?

Yes. Extra copies of the same book are $49 each with shipping included.

Do I need the whole family to take part?

No. Start with your own stories and photos and invite others as you go. Nothing waits on a relative who never replies.

What if I want to change a picture?

Ask for a change in plain English on any page; earlier versions are kept so you can compare. Nothing prints until you order.

What if I miss December 5?

You can still make and print the book; it just may not arrive before Christmas. Printing and shipping take about two weeks.

Can I get a refund?

A full refund within 14 days if you haven't used the AI yet: no picture painted and no page written by AI. Once the AI has been used, the $149 isn't refundable, because the writing and painting have been done for your family. A damaged or misprinted copy is always reprinted or refunded. Read the refund policy.

How do I reach you?

Email hello@quitethefamily.com and we'll get back to you.

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